Meanwhile, at Kukapoo's camp:
Having noticed Barbie acting very protective over a little handbag she had brought with her onto the island, her fellow tribe members demanded she empty out the contents, to which she reluctantly complied...

"Wow look at all this stuff," Polly Pocket cheered reaching forward to inspect one of the many outfits.
"Back off bitch! Barbie doesn't share!!!!" Barbie screamed!
Suddenly a horn sounded out signaling the next challenge. The two tribes gathered around a cordened off mud pit, where they could only assume the worst...

"Select a representative from each team," Max told them "Then fight!"
Pizzazz from Ibsy Dibsy wasted no time in stripping off and lunging at Barbie from Kukapoo.
"Bottoms up Barbie!!!" Pizzazz shouted pile driving Barbie into the mud before gasping in disgust "Oh for crying out loud Barbie. With all the crap you brought onto the island you could have at least packed some underwear!"

That night, having lost the challenge, the Kukapoo tribe gathered at Tribal Council where they cast their votes, electing to oust out...

Barbie's tribe members went to hug her goodbye, but, deciding she was too gross and dirty, opted instead to race back to camp and raid her stuff! The next morning, using Barbie's racquets, He-Man and Spiderman played a game of tennis with Polly Pocket...

Suddenly a horn sounded out, signaling the next challenge.... "Your challenge is this time also for a reward," Max explained "A visit from a family member. One person from each tribe will attempt to make fire, first one to get one going wins!"
Luke Skywalker from Ibsy Dibsy got busy rubbing two sticks together as Spiderman from Kukapoo revealed his secret weapon, a magnifying glass pilfered from Barbie's things which he used to focus the sun's beams onto some dry leaves on the ground...

"That's perfect," Polly Pocket cheered stepping under the glass "Gosh I'm having hot flushes all of a sudden!"
"POLLY!!!!" Spiderman screamed in horror.

Due to the fatality the challenge was aborted, and in sympathy to Spiderman, the reward given to him.
"Welcome, Spidermom!" announced Max, as she crawled in.

"Son are you eating properly?" she prattled "Why haven't you called me? What if I'd taken a nasty fall and needed to contact you? Have you been keeping your abdomen clean? Now who out of your little friends can I eat? I'm famished!"
Too hungry to wait for a response, Spidermom lunged forward and ate My Little Pony whole! Seconds later she snatched up Transformer Hoist before realising he was made completely of metal and spitting him out. As she snatched up Luke Skywalker in her pincers, Max took action, showering her in extra strength insect spray.

"Sorry about that Spiderman, but she had to go. And, since there was no proven winner of the fire making challenge," Max announced "BOTH tribes will go to Tribal Council tonight and each vote someone out!"
A few hours later the majority of the Kukapoo tribe decided that since his mother ate one of their tribe members they must vote out...

A little later, Ibsy Dibsy attended tribal council and were unanimous, due to complete paralysis after the brush with Spidermom's poisonous pincers, they must vote out...

"And now," Max cheered "With only seven toys left in the game, it's time for the two tribes to merge!!"
The next day, under the one tribe name of 'Ibsypoo', the final seven gathered for their first post merge challenge...the skills and points of articulation showcase.
"In this challenge you all need to one by one display your gimmick, which is generally written in REALLY BIG WRITING with lots of exclamation marks on your packaging. This challenge is also for a reward," Max explained "The best sell wins!"
Leonardo jumped forward cheering "I have swords, ninja stars and a removable sword holder!"
He-Man puffed out his chest and announced "I come with a sword, shield and battle-axe, removable chest straps AND a power punch!"
"I have a laser beam that shoots right outta my butt!" Astro Boy cheered attempting to demonstrate it.
"No Astro!" He-Man cried "Not while you're constipated!"
"Oh god!" Astro Boy screamed "It burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As the medics appeared to take a burnt butted Astro Boy away, Yasmin stripped off in front of Max and did a little twirl.
"When I take my clothes off, I'm naked," she purred winking at him.
"Stop trying to use your womanly wiles to win the challenge you little slag!" Pizzazz shouted.
"Hey babe, it takes a lotta money to look this cheap!" Yasmin sneered back "Eat plastic!"
"Has been!!"
Fearing a catfight, Max decided no one would have immunity and sent them straight to tribal council! On the way there, Pizzazz threatened to beat up the other tribe members until they agreed to vote out Yasmin. Meanwhile, Yasmin found that no matter how slutty you dress in a last ditch attempt to entice the male tribe members into keeping you around, there's nothing you can do once your tribe has unanimously spoken...

"And now we have the final five," Max announced "You've come a long way, and as explained, there is a reward side to the challenge. A whopping big bottle of booze! Drink yourselves stupid, after all, there's nothing like some drunken shenanigans to spice things up!"

The next morning...

"Gosh how much did I drink last night?" Pizzazz moaned "And where the hell are my clothes?" 
Rolling over she gasped at the sight of He-Man beside her, also naked!
"So babe," he grinned "Was I the most powerful man in the universe?".
"A little tip," Pizzazz snorted "Lay off the steroids muscle boy, you REALLY can't afford for that thing to get any smaller!"

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